5.12.08

Someone must save this sweet...braided-haired maiden, though surely the cost will be steep

    Today's Headlines:

OTHERWISE NOT-DEXTEROUS GIRL LEARNS HOW TO FRENCH BRAID OWN HAIR

GRAND RAPIDS WONDERS: 
WHEN WAS LAST TIME IT WASN'T SNOWING?

THIS JUST IN--
HEAT DOES RISE, THEN PROCEEDS 
TO STIFLE THOSE ON TOP BUNK

J.K. ROWLING PUBLISHES YET ANOTHER BOOK,
MARY BUYS YET ANOTHER J.K. ROWLING BOOK

DISCOVERY OF THE WEEK: 
MARY CAN WRITE ESSAYS SANS PROCRASTINATION

DECEMBER IS STILL BEST MONTH EVER

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