I sure am excellent at pickingthewrongtimetoblog

Okay, so I have to leave to go to lunch in T-8 minutes, but I've been wanting to put some thoughts down here for a while, and I'd rather spend 8 minutes freaking out about my too-slow typing wpm and doing something semi-productive than sitting here watching the guy next to me in the library lab fill out job applications.

[January]

1. Three-year anniversaries are evidently the ones where the neurotic girlfriend learns how to stop being neurotic about an anniversary.  It was great.
2. I can snowboard for a whole day without sucking!  I cannot, however, snowboard for a whole day and then do anything the next day without pain.  That's my next, perhaps unachievable, goal.
3. I could actually be a history teacher and not hate it.  Good news.

 [February]

1. "But why thy odour matcheth not thy show,
      The solve is this, that thou dost common grow."
2. Trying to learn how to be a healthy, active person in this world often translates to spending a lot of time around people who hate their bodies.  I am fighting an uphill battle with my 30-Day Shred DVD...in all manners of speaking.

I don't want to see your perfectly toned stomach, Jillian Michaels. 
Please stop working so hard to show it to me. 
I see what you're trying to do...but I'd really rather not, thanks.

1. I found sticky notes with cute dogs on them.  My life is a brighter place.
2. "Up Top!" "Gross me right out."  I love my once and future roommates.
3. Sheldon really does cure all ills.

[March]

1. Just finished reading "Children and Peak Oil: An Opportunity in Crisis" by Tranter and Sharpe and it is currently changing the way I think about raising children.  I love it and am scared by it at the same time, but it gives me profound hope for both myself and any children I may someday have.

By segregating our children in to parks and "children only" areas, we are teaching them that they are not apart of the adult community.

 

1. March just started; don't hate me for not thinking more quickly.

I swear I had more, but 8 minutes are up.

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