So, this weekend, specifically this Sunday, was the coldest one we've had since the spring. I don't know if you noticed. And since our house has decided to categorically deny the possibility of winter hitting before November, I had to come up with some other...unorthodox ways to warm up such as
- Taking scaldingly hot showers (I didn't think they felt that way, but the shower nossel told me that the water was as hot as it gets)
- Blow-drying my hair on low so it takes longer
- Making a lot of soup or eggs so that I can stand near the stove
- Burning candles in my room and warming my hands over them like a hobo over a lit garbage can
- Wearing my sweatshirt, sweatpants, and three pairs of socks to bed
- Forgoing orange juice and drinking tea instead
Pray for us, sinners, now and at the hour of our frosbite, amen.
<3 spadeALLcross
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